Red Alert

RED ALERT WARNING! WHOOP WHOOP! This girl is loopier than Jack Nicholson in The Shining, she is a crazy fruitcake and mad as a hatter. Get the picture? A former life model, she decided to pose for the camera instead of a load of hung over students. She adapted really well and, literally, went from 0 to 60 in about an hour. She started off with just the normal toys before graduating to the biggest one we have (and *whispers* we are talking anal here!). She gets the Simonscans Brown Star for anal achievement. Red is currently rated 7.3 by the members